Future Famous Artist Gifts

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

Guitar.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"To be or not to be."

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.