Future Comic Legend Gifts

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'