Future Art Legend Gifts

Edvard Munch

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

Modigliani's Giraffe

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

Picasso's learning years.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

"It's called 'eight down and fourteen across'."

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!