Future Art Dealer Gifts

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Larry's used art

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Misunderstood artist

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

"It's called 'Sold'."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Less is more.

Warhol Exhibit

Free Artist with Each Purchase

"I detect an accent – money?"

Thank you for deferring your response.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Artists at an Exhibition

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."