Future Art Dealer Pillows

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Larry's used art

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Misunderstood artist

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Artists at an Exhibition

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

The Battle of the Pictures.

Free Artist with Each Purchase

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Thank you for deferring your response.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Less is more.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Warhol Exhibit

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'