Art Dealing Gifts

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

At the Museum

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

International Women's Day

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cat box"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

The Artist

My First Camera

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Tut and Carmen.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."