Art Buyer Gifts

Art Buyer Running Away with Unfinished Picture.

'Oh Brad - isn't it wonderful that people are still paying fortunes for this sort of junk?'

'I want to buy some modern art.'

"Have you the same thing in black?"

'My husband has an acquiring eye.'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

Larry's used art

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I think he was a celebrity."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Use your imagination.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Misunderstood artist

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The overthinker"

Wagging Dog

"I need him to stop think and start listening."