Art Sale Seeker Gifts

Two for the price of one.

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Wagging Dog

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The overthinker"

Misunderstood artist

The Selfie

Candle Portraits.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Giant white horse.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."