Art Sale Seeker Gifts

Two for the price of one.

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I think he was a celebrity."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The overthinker"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Wagging Dog

Misunderstood artist

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.