Street Art Seeker Gifts

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"That'll be five bucks."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Draw your own path."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hay Rides $10

"I have no thumbs."

Music downloads

Push for Disco...

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I love your work!"

"Caricatures $20"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Romantic Graffiti

Can't even hold signs well.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Mobile Operations Stand.

COVID Vaccine

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Play on."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Graffiti Forever!

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Pavement Artist

Graffitti.

Me and my money are soon parted