Street Art Collector Gifts

'No need to get all huffy, Mister -- I'm only trying to do my job!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"That'll be five bucks."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Hay Rides $10

"I have no thumbs."

Hoodie Hang-out

"Draw your own path."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Push for Disco...

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Music downloads

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"I love your work!"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"He's an abstract artist."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Can't even hold signs well.

Art Gallery.

"Caricatures $20"

Romantic Graffiti

The Milky Way (Detail)

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"