Street Art Devotee Gifts

'Keep back...come near me and I'll destroy the ozone layer'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"That'll be five bucks."

Hay Rides $10

Hoodie Hang-out

"I have no thumbs."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Can't even hold signs well.

"Caricatures $20"

Romantic Graffiti

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

COVID Vaccine

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Play on."

"He ran out of pee."

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Question authority"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"That's my novel."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Mummy Musician