Art Shop Seller Gifts

'A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

Misunderstood artist

Wagging Dog

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.