Young Dreamers Pillows

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

"I told him he was over-thinking the whole job-money-career thing and that he should just enjoy being five."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I could do that.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Sex Education

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'