Youthful Dreamer Pillows

"How am I supposed to think about consequences before they happen?"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Well, if age is just a number, then I'd like thirty-two!"

'What kind of crazy nonsense is that? It sounds like you've been listening to your inner adult again!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

The Fountain of Youth.

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"Denial, by Beverley."

"I thought if I acted and dressed young and cool, learning technology would be easier. But that hasn't been the case."

Girl trying to be a woman

"Ideally I'd like to look the same age all over."

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"I can't wait to get older! I'll feel just like I do now and be able to do anything I want!"

"I think we're gone as far as we can making you look 'younger'!"

"She said she's looking forward to her 35th but she should be looking back on it..."

Good at making up sickie excuses Is not a job skill.

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

'I wish I could misspend my youth all over again.'

Young Love.

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'Angela would rather be out playing baseball, but violin practice comes first.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I'm running for mayor, senator and school board!"

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

Too Popular By Half.

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

A man confronts his lost youth.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."