Juvenile Dreamer Pillows

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Tree house.

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."