Juvenile Dreamer Prints

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tree house.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'