Dreamers Unite Pillows

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

Home Sweet Home

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I still have a dream."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ladder of Success.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

My Hero

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Skunk dreaming.

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Life: Boring Bits

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Miracle mirror

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

'Quit chasing your dreams.'