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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Clone Factory

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Crap. I overslept."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Death takes a holiday.

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

A return to Mars.

The Robot's Trophy

A Real Working Vacation.

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.