Artistic Dreamers Gifts

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."

The Perfect Sculpture.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The Artist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Home Sweet Home

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Innovation & Calculation

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Space for Lease.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

Woman throwing giant pot.

The toothfairy

Children's imagination

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."