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The Art Student.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Giraffe Portrait

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.