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The Art Student.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Giraffe Portrait

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.