Artistic Dreamers Mugs

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."

The Perfect Sculpture.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The Artist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Innovation & Calculation

Giraffe Portrait

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Space for Lease.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

The world's most unemployable family

Woman throwing giant pot.

The toothfairy

Children's imagination

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"FREEDOM!!!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.