Drawing Dreamer Mugs

'Cartoonist thinking'

The Art Student.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music