Painting Dreamer Mugs

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

The Art Student.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music