Painting Dreamer Pillows

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

The Art Student.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'