Artistic Dreamer Gifts

Sculptor's block.

Rodin's 'Thinking man' is off its plinth and looking at it - Thinking outside the square.

Claude Debussy

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

Artist's Imagination

Real bird meets a cartoon bird.

"I think some of you may have misunderstood the meaning of self portrait."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'Help! Let me out!'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Arabesque ballet dancer.

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

"Now hold that."

Turning pain into art, and back again.

'Tattoo'

'Your lifestyle is too irresponsible and scandalous for a bank loan, but maybe you could get an NEA grant.'

Artists

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"Great money scenes!"

'I'm no good at doing bodies!'

Man with a balloon head.

Here's a little ditty I wrote called, 'If this piano were a cubicle, maybe I could pay my rent.'

The world's most unemployable family

Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.

Kite Painting

"I'm afraid that after paying for the sculpture we'll have no money left for the office block."

"I have a simple assignment. Draw what you want to be when you grow up!"

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"Since they gave up on grants we just don't seem to get the same variety of candidates."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I just started working a s a full time starving artist."

"Ambitions... to win the Turner Prize"