Barbecue Masters Gifts

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'I told you that cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"What about the five that fell through?"

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'