Barbecue Champion Gifts

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Aprons

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"What about the five that fell through?"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

The First Steak.