Barbecue Hero Gifts

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"What about the five that fell through?"