Barbecue Boss Gifts

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Aprons

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Summer Fling

"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

"I got fired today..."

'And none of yor deflationary wit - just attend to the bar-b-q-.'

Tumbleweed vs. Flying Play Castle.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Me hunter gatherer!'

Watermelon!

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."