Barbecue Master Gifts

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Regional cuisine again?'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Mr. Bar-B-Q.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Desert Island BBQ

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

Aprons