Outdoor Diner Gifts

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Such a fuss over a humble bee.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

The Pizza Parlor in town.

Rabbits picknick

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Welcome Spring.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

'New Barbeque.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.