Leisurely Bruncher Gifts

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

All Day Deals!

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Lady has a coffee break.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Brunch for Cows

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'