Beachside Bruncher Gifts

Bet and Breakfast.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Full English Breakfast.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Bottomless bowl of soup

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Lunch

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Ladies who lunch.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Lady has a coffee break.

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Brunch for Cows

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'