Beachfront Foodie Gifts

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Holiday Supplies

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Platter confusion.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."