Beachfront Foodie Pillows

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

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'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Platter confusion.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."