Seaside Snacker Pillows

"Hell man, what whacko orders chips for their last meal?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Supermarket Aisles.

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

Footsicle

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Practical pirate.

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

'Yuck! Those generic brand surf boards really don't go well with surfer.'

The one that got away.

Chocolate Selection, Yuk Yuk Yuk Yum Yuk..