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'Yuck! Those generic brand surf boards really don't go well with surfer.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Super Heroes.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

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