Seaside Snack Lover Mugs

'Yuck! Those generic brand surf boards really don't go well with surfer.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'