Summer Snack Enthusiast Mugs

Footsicle

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Sheltering in place.

Back in 5 minutes!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Goal!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Cinemuck

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"