Summer Snack Enthusiast T-Shirts

Footsicle

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

"Goal!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Cinemuck

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"