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Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bottomless bowl of soup

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Entomology Reference

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Drone Spray

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Ladies who lunch.

Computer Virus

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'Termites!'

Lady has a coffee break.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

No fly zone

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Flight School.

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

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