Bug Braver T-Shirts

'Come now dear, I hardly think a spider in the bath will bother me too much ...'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Butterflies

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Jungle

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Flies up the ante!