Bug Braver Gifts

'Come now dear, I hardly think a spider in the bath will bother me too much ...'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Butterflies

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Flies up the ante!

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Jungle

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."