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"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Microwave confusion.

Internet Restaurant

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'