Digital Bruncher Prints

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Internet Restaurant

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Microwave confusion.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

'I downloaded these recipes. Care to try virtual meatloaf?'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'