Bird Buffet Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The food here is great, but the service is a little slow."

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Songbird.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I'm in disguise."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"Pass that."

'It's a chicken.'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Sinking Sand

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Hazards of mouse painting

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

S. S. All You Can Eat

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'