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"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

Humming Bird's Hum.

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'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Chef feeds birds from bench.

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Bird watchers.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose