Bird Buffet Patron Pillows

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Humming Bird's Hum.

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Bird watchers.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Clark's Nutcracker

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose