Poultry Caretaker Gifts

Egg Catch

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's a miniature."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'They sure have small litters.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Dog Food

'Where did the little bird go?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

A cow ventriloquist.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."